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The Island Of Misfit Toys 115 (A Novel)- Pimpin Aint Easy

ginagold — Sat, 20 Mar 2010 04:38:00 GMT

"You missed out Cheeze Whiz! The party was great" I said.

"Good for you. I'm glad you had a chance to celebrate the fact that you are being pimped by Pat."

"What's that supposed to mean?"

"I don't have time for games, I'm going to audition at Mitchell Brothers next Monday."

"The lap dancing club?" I said. "I thought you said you'd never do that. You're just going from the frying pan into the fire." I said.

"If you're going to get pimped you might as well get top dollar" Cheeze Whiz said.

"Can I tell you how that makes no sense at all?" I said.

"Whatever, The Lusty's not going to take most of my money, I'd advise you to think about that Miss Blue!"

Hormonal Technical Difficulties

ginagold — Fri, 19 Mar 2010 05:44:00 GMT

Please excuse me, I'm having hormonal technical diffficulties today. Every thing is magnified. I feel crazy (yes crazier than usual) Tomorrow I'm going on a call back for the mom reality TV show. I need to get my hormones in check and I'll be back in full swing tomorrow with another Island Of Misfit Toys excerpt. Thank you.

The Island Of Misfit Toys 115 (A Novel)- A Slip Of The Tongue

ginagold — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 05:12:00 GMT

Cheeze Whiz didn't seem the slightest bit concerned about going back to the Lusty Lady. She didn't even notice that rent was due in a couple of weeks.

Life at the Lusty wasn't the same without her. There was a big party for all the dancers and she should have been there. She would have loved it. It was given at Huge Wharehouse in Oakland. There was a ton of alcohol and food. The music was techno which she loved. I decided not to think about her and enjoy myself.

I wore a black spandex cat suit and black shoes decorated with pearls. My wig was styled in a 50's chignon. My false eyelashes were accentuated with pink glitter. I looked fabulous.

Octopussy thought so too. She grabbed me right on the ass when I walked in the door. she kissed me right on the lips and almost gave me tongue but I nervously pulled away. I drank a glass of red wine and sat back on the couch nestled between Octopussy and Mantra. Octopussy rubbed my back while I relaxed and listened to the music.

Cheeze Whiz didn't know what she was missing. She'd be sorry she quit.

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Sometimes.....

ginagold — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 05:07:00 GMT

Sometimes I feel as if I am barely hanging on by a thread

The Island Of Misfit Toys 114 (A Novel)- La Loba

ginagold — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 04:13:00 GMT

I was awake all night with obsessive thoughts.

Cheeze Whiz. I didn't really know her. I didn't know anything about her. I knew she was from L.A., I knew her age and her race. I knew she liked to drink. We behaved as if we had known each other all our lives but it had only been a few months.

I thought back to woods.

We didn't talk about it anymore but it was still on my mind. Why did I follow her into the woods in the first place? It certainly wasn't a safe thing to do. And what was she doing at the bed and breakfast in Calistoga running around in the middle of the night? Was she just a crazy drunk and was I just a dumb ass for following behind her? Or was there more?

Was the fact that I became a stripper affecting my mental health in ways that I refused to see? Was it making me think that I was entering another world so I didn't have to live with this one?

Or- was something happening?

Afrodisiac

ginagold — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 04:09:00 GMT

The Island Of Misfit Toys 113 (A Novel)- A Bitch Is About To Get Paid!

ginagold — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 05:26:00 GMT

The next day I found Cheeze Whiz sunbathing on the porch in nothing but a thong for all the neighbors to see. I was not amused.

"And just what are you planning to do now? " I asked Cheeze Whiz. "You certainly can't go back to phone sex."

"Where is your mind? That's your problem China Blue, you have scarcity mentality, always thinking small. You're always afraid of what's going to happen to you!" yelled Cheeze Whiz.

"God that hurt. I mean it really hurt. I did not want to be seen that way. She was supposed to say I was brave and spontaneous and how much guts it took for me to be a stripper. I was not a coward.

Then why did that hurt so bad?

Because it was true. The truth did not set me free, it made me hostile!

"Fuck you Cheeze Whiz, now you have no job. Are you going to get a nine to five after sleeping till noon the last few months? You'll never survive, it's not in your blood!" I said.

Cheeze Whiz looked up at me with disgust. I thought I even saw pity in your eyes.

"Go ahead Miss Lusty Lady, do your thing. Cheeze Whiz is about to get paid!" she said.

What the hell was that supposed to mean?

Melt Down

ginagold — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 05:20:00 GMT

Melted down in class today because the stress of trying to get Ariel into a good kindergarden got the best of me. I want so badly for her to go to a good school and between that and my PMS, I couldn't take it anymore. I started crying right in the middle of Advanced Music Video. I am co- producer on my team and should have been paying attention. Instead I completely cracked. I finally pulled it together and am ready to resume the fight!

Afrodisiac

ginagold — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 05:09:00 GMT

The Island Of Misfit Toys 112 (A Novel)- Now You See Me

ginagold — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 04:31:00 GMT

When the meeting was over, I took BART home by myself. Cheeze Whiz, Black Cohosh and Vixen were gone from the lusty Lady. I wondered what kind of mood Cheeze Whiz would be in when I got home.

When I got to the Barn, Cheyenne the wolf was standing on the front porch. She was looking down at me from the stairs. I walked up the stairs and walked right passed her, eager to get in the house and lie down. The twelve donuts I ate were starting to take effect. Cheyenne stepped in front of me so I couldn't get in the door.

"Cheyenne move! I'm not in the mood" I said.

But she didn't.

"Cheyenne please, I'm tired" I pet her head and stroked her fur. "It's not personal, I just had a bad day."

Just then Cheyenne head butted me, not hard but it knocked me slightly off balance. It made me nervous but I didn't show it.

"Cheyenne stop it, get out of the way!" I said. I pushed passed her and went into the house.

When I turned around to close the door Cheyenne was gone. She couldn't have gone down the stairs so fast. I stepped back outside and looked down at the bottom of the stairs and all over the yard. Cheyenne was not there. Had I just imagined that she was there? I went back inside and shut the door. I turned around and faced the living room, Cheeze Whiz was sitting on the couch naked in the dark except for one candle which was melting on the coffee table.

"Cheeze Whiz are you okay?" I asked.

When she didn't answer I turned around and went straight to my room.

Afrodisiac

ginagold — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 04:28:00 GMT

The Island Of Misfit Toys 111 (A Novel)- Beeotch!

ginagold — Sun, 14 Mar 2010 06:41:00 GMT

From the Urban Dictionary:

Beeotch: Another word for Bitch

"Fuck you Pat, you sellout!"

It was Cheeze Whiz. She was walking towards her locker, this was an absolute nightmare. Pat had turned out to be a total Beeotch. Cheeze Whiz was leaving. What was worse, she would want me to go with her.

I didn't budge. I reached for another donut.

"Peace!" said Black Cohosh. She got and cleared out her locker. They both walked out and didn't look back. Cheeze Whiz was so mad she didn't check to see if I was coming with her. The rest of the Lusties looked visibly upset. When Black Cohosh and Cheeze Whiz left it was quiet for a moment.

"Next on the agenda, we are going to talk about replacing a shift when you are sick or want to take a day off" Pat said.

Pat's face was cold and impersonal. She continued the meeting without missing a beat.

The Island Of Misfit Toys 110(A Novel)- My Naked World

ginagold — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 06:21:00 GMT

Hor d'oeuvre was white, about four feet eleven inches tall with a small frame and huge natural breasts. Because of this she was one of the top dancers at the Lusty. She stood up and put her hands on her hips.

"I' want to know why Vixen was getting less shifts these last few weeks. Does it have something to do with her breasts being lopsided?" Hor d'oeuvre said.

"No, it had to do with the fact the customers weren't looking at her anymore. She was getting old."

"Old?" Cheeze Whiz said. "She's only twenty eight. Are you kidding?"

"Twenty eight is old in this business. Look I think you girls are confused about where you are" Pat said.

"I guess I am" said Cheeze Whiz.

Oh no, I thought. Was Cheeze Whiz going to walk out too? This was fucked up. My naked world was crumbling.

Afrodisiac

ginagold — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 06:03:00 GMT

The Island Of Misfit Toys 109(A Novel)- Another Donut?

ginagold — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 05:27:00 GMT

"This is a theater that caters to men's fantasies, this is not a Broadway theater. Let's not be confused." Pat said.

"But you said it was a feminist theater and that men could not direct the show!" Octopussy said.

Vixen had finished clearing out her locker. She turned to face every one. "Fuck this shit!" she said. She put on her her Las Vegas style bolero jacket and headed for the door. She turned to look at the dressing room one more time before exiting. All the dancers looked sad. Sistar Aqua Divina was crying. I was sad too. I liked Vixen. What was happening to our naked sorority?

Pat didn't flinch. I thought I even detected a sneer. I wasn't liking her very much in this moment. She was betraying us. Perhaps I was naive. Why did I think there could be a naked Utopia? I was so resentful.

"They can't direct anything, you decide what the stage show is. Nothing has changed." Pat said.

This definetely called for another donut.

Afrodisiac

ginagold — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 05:14:00 GMT

Afrodisiac

ginagold — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 06:49:00 GMT

The Island Of Misfit Toys 108 (A Novel)- Quite Frankly, You Stink!

ginagold — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 06:29:00 GMT

"I'm going to move on" Pat said. Next on the Lusty agenda is hygiene. Some of you girls need to quit it with the natural deodorant and start using Secret like everybody else. It's not fair to your fellow dancers. This also means we except you to stay well groomed, excessive armpit hair is a turnoff to the customers"

"Why stop there? Maybe we should shave our bush too, I mean after all the customer doesn't want Gorilla Crotch!" Cheeze Whiz said.

Most of the Lusties laughed. I laughed, but I was nervous.

"Ya" Vixen said. "When I first started here five years ago there was a woman here with hair on her chest. Now we can't even have hair under our pits. This is total and complete bullshit! I'm done, I'm so done."

Vixen got up and started clearing out her locker. All Lusties loked nervous, except for Cheeze Whiz and Black Cohosh who just looked mad.

Thank God donuts were being passed around. I found myself a nice glazed one and gobbled it down in two seconds flat.

The Island Of Misfit Toys 107 (A Novel)- Evaluations!

ginagold — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 04:39:00 GMT

The Lusty Lady dancers meeting had started. I was nervous because I knew Cheeze Whiz and Black Cohosh were on the war path. They were still mad about Vixen's lopsided breasts. Vixen was sitting in the corner with her arms folded. This was not going to be good.

"Let's start the meeting Lusties" Pat said. "First of all we are going to have evaluations given by customers about the dancers. The management will see the evaluations but only the positive ones will be posted in the dressing room."

"Evaluations by the customers? This has always been a place where dancers could be free. It has such a reputation for being a feminist strip club and now the customers get to dictate what and who they want to see? That's bullshit" Black Cohosh said.

"Pat straightened up her posture. She wasn't used to being challenged by the dancers. She had some control issues and she didn't like Black Cohosh's statement one bit.

Black Cohosh rose up out of her seat ready to stand her ground. I sat back on the couch like a coward. I was starting to feel like an Uncle Tom myself. I didn't like the dancer evaluation idea at all. Why didn't I speak up?

There was tension in the air.

The Lusty Lady meeting was underway.

The Island Of Misfit Toys 106 (A Novel)- Now You See Me

ginagold — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 06:00:00 GMT

The next thing I knew I was hundred feet away from my the entrance to the apartment building in Jamaica Queens where I lived. I was dizzy and sweating. I was confused. I didn't remember anything after sitting on the ledge of Derrick's house. How did I get down without hurting myself. Did Derrick and his friend pull me back in? Did I jump? How come I didn't have a scratch on me?

I sat down on a bench near the building to catch my breath. My body felt light, I felt strangely alive.

Cheeze Whiz asked me if I ever had that feeling before. Is this what she meant and if so how did she know?