The Island Of Misfit Toys 76 (A Novel)- An Ashy Crack Head

I  figured out that if you drank a cup of Vietnemese coffee sweetened with condensed milk three times a day you could simulate the behavior of an ashy crackhead. 


What the hell was my problem? I couldn't put down the caffeine and the sugar. Of course the The Lusty lady was right next to Little Italy which left plenty of time for a cannoli before work. I didn't even like cannolis. It was like I was driven to quell something inside of me, something that seemed to be saying What the hell are you doing, you are not a stripper, quit now before it's too late! But if I ate flour and sugar and drank lots of caffiene I could ignore those voices. Just like Cheeze Whiz drank to ignore the voices in her head. Her demons seemed even bigger than mine. They loomed over her like a giant shadow ready to consume her if she let her guard down. As much as I admired her, I knew her baggage was heavy. How much time did she have before her baggage got too full and exploded. How much time did I have, should have been my question.





 

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