The First year 20
Jack was resentful that I disappeared while Nans was getting ready to go home but I was not helping her to get dressed. I'd seen her parade around in a slip one to many times. The minute she went home she started calling. I was nice the first five times but now I was tired.
Ring
I picked up the phone.
"Jack is sleeping" I said flatly.
"Well don't wake him up I'm sure he's very tired with you bothering him all the time."
I hung up.
Ring
"Jack is sleeping, so there's no reason for you to continue calling."
"Wake him up!" Nans said.
"You told me not to bother him, isn't that what you said?"
"I told you to wake him up God damn It!!!!"
"I'm sorry." I said
I hung up.
This could go on all night.
Ring
I picked up the phone.
"Jack is sleeping" I said flatly.
"Well don't wake him up I'm sure he's very tired with you bothering him all the time."
I hung up.
Ring
"Jack is sleeping, so there's no reason for you to continue calling."
"Wake him up!" Nans said.
"You told me not to bother him, isn't that what you said?"
"I told you to wake him up God damn It!!!!"
"I'm sorry." I said
I hung up.
This could go on all night.
Posted by ginagold at 6/13/2009 6:28 PM 
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Categories: Parent's Corner
Tags: jay z catwoman soulja boy daughters of the dragon jeanne bell comics larry lavan goddess lil wayne grace jones and keith haring marvel comics black exploitation cofy brown beeotch sex worker goddess worship comic eric b is president wonder woman the garage the lusty lady octopussy cdurocherdeviantart cat woman Barbie doll tnt jackson deviantart bondage grace jones eric b stripping afrodisiac comic book port jefferson i love lucy pam grier keith haring
With my own disfunctional circus in town this is pure torture.
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You are killing me! Too funny.
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