The First Year 18

How long does it take to walk down a damn hallway? I heard Nans trying to get to the bathroom. She let everybody know it was a struggle.

"Oooooooh the pain, oh"

"Woo, oh my leg, oooh"

"Oh God my hip, woo, woo, woo, wooooo." 

"Woo, woo, woo."

She had to be kidding. She was going to wake the baby. I was tempted to throw something at her."

The next morning she wanted to go to dunkin donuts, as if she needed it. "Jack I'm going out, please see that you do a donut run for mother."

Nans overheard me. You aint gotta do shit for me, I'm leaving you little hussy."













 

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