The Gina Gold Show: Blogging For The Rest Of You Muthas....: Monthly Archives for December 2008
random stories from a woman with compulsive disclosure

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Hi I'm Gina Gold. For those of you who are new feel free to go to the archives and start from the beginning or just jump right in.

The Island Of Misfit Toys- A Novel

A story about a time when I was a stripper, I had a friend named Cheeze Whiz and a wolf lived in our back yard. If your'e looking at the picture and saying "Oh my God how could she have been a stripper?" Don't worry about it, just start reading.

The First Year

Life in Port Jefferson NY with a mother in-law from Hell, a baby and a bi-polar husband.

Recent Entries

  1. The Island Of Misfit Toys 115 (A Novel)- A Slip Of The Tongue
    Wednesday, March 17, 2010
  2. Sometimes.....
    Wednesday, March 17, 2010
  3. The Island Of Misfit Toys 114 (A Novel)- La Loba
    Tuesday, March 16, 2010
  4. Afrodisiac
    Tuesday, March 16, 2010
  5. The Island Of Misfit Toys 113 (A Novel)- A Bitch Is About To Get Paid!
    Monday, March 15, 2010
  6. Melt Down
    Monday, March 15, 2010
  7. Afrodisiac
    Monday, March 15, 2010
  8. The Island Of Misfit Toys 112 (A Novel)- Now You See Me
    Sunday, March 14, 2010
  9. Afrodisiac
    Sunday, March 14, 2010
  10. The Island Of Misfit Toys 111 (A Novel)- Beeotch!
    Saturday, March 13, 2010

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One Day I Got Pissed And Shaved My Head

Not Everything Is Genius

Mutiny At Girl Scout Camp

Damn Damn Damn!

How Low Can You Go?

Family Photo

Watching Paint Dry

Mary Burgess And The Fiery Pit Of Hell

Charmed I'm Sure

Military Scout

My Christmas Present

Ginga's Dog Food- And By The Way Merry Christmas!!

Only In California

Crop Circle Ornaments- Just in Time For The Holidays

Lifetime- Television For Women?

It's Not The Thought That Counts

Surely You Jest

The Tin Man

Who You Calling A Black Bitch?

Another Toy

Caffeine

A New Friend

Are You Authorized To Tape In Here?

Dumb Pranks

The Rockettes

Sleeping In The Dark

Christmas Caroling In Macys Bathroom

Visited By A Friend

Escorted Out By Security

My Students Beat Up Chuck E. Cheese

Naked Pictures In the Glove Compartment

Is It Because Of Sex and The City?

Thank Goodness

Never Mind

Don't Want To

The King The King......

Sleep, What's That?

I Think I Know How Brittany Spears Feels

Destined For Incontinence?

Barbie Is Still In Bondage Or The Island Of Misfit Toys Explained

Basket Case

Anti- Nausea Drug Made Me Dance Like Rerun

If Dorothy Was a Stripper And The Yellow Brick Road Was Her Runway

Bionic She Is Not! (This Video Has Nothing To Do With What I'm Saying- Number 2)

"You Wild Thing You" Jacket From QVC

The Island Of Misfit Toys 3- The Day I Met Cheeze Whiz

That's Right I Said It!

I Am Going To Hire This Guy To Defend Me When They Start Sending Hate Mail

Feel Free To Bitch Slap Me

Damn! (This Video has Nothing To Do With What I'm Saying- Number 1)

PeePee And PooPoo (This Photo Has Nothing To Do With What I'm Saying Number 5)

The Island Of Misfit Toys 2- How Did I Let Velcro Talk Me Into This?

The Island Of Misfit Toys 1- Togas Made Out Of Hemp

This Might Seem Funny...

How Rude (This Picture Has Nothing To Do With With What I'm Saying Number 4)

Bubble Oodles

I Love The Way You ......

I Love This Video So Much, I Had To Show It Again

This Picture Has Nothing To Do With What I'm Saying (Number 3)

Okay, Damn It, The Truth! (This Picture Has Nothing To Do With What I'm Saying Number 2)

Here Comes Pippi LongStocking

It's Christmas Time

This Picture Has Nothing To Do With What I'm Saying (Number 1)

You Idiot